Bothered By Notifications On Android?

If you're like me, you don't want to be notified of every little thing on your Android phone.  In addition to being annoying, constant notifications can drain your phone's battery.  To turn off notifications:

1. On any of your unwanted notifications in your notification bar, long press on the notification and a menu will pop up with a gear and "i".  Tap on the "i".
2. Untick "Show notifications", then "OK".